Friday, February 10, 2006

WHY?

Some people think that snowmen look great always...even if their face and features are a little chipped and faded...But I can't understand why this snowman is still up when there is no snow to be seen anywhere in the county in which I saw this sad, miserable, lonely straggler...

2 comments:

Paul said...

At least the snowman is smiling.

mikeacrossamerica.com said...

That snowman is not smiling because he's happy, he's smiling because he's stealing our souls. He was created at Kmart and sold to make the horror of making your own snowman into a one-touch operation. It says that on the box, and I quote "if you think getting a little chilly out in the snow and working for a couple hours rolling up the disgusting snow, and also remember that dogs releive themselves in the yard, and you dont want that on your hands or in your baby's mouth do you? So get a blow-up snowman with a one-touch blow-up-doll action, and forget the horrible task of making a snowman because you don't need that hassle anyway do you? Why not buy this plastic snowman that some kids will shoot with a bb gun, and if they dont get it, you will either forget it in your attic until your house burns down or you will just throw it away for blow-up-snowman-2.0 next year because as we all know- there's not enough filling the landfills now! We don't have landfills just to keep them empty! Fill em up!! Come on, Buy a Plastic Snowperson, and then whip it into a landfill. Buy 2 or more and we'll just throw the extras into a dumpster out back. Seriously, we at this store selling this product hate America and want you to die so we get our 73 snowman virgins in 31 degree farenheit heaven."

It says that on the box. I just copy and pasted it. Dont believe me? Go buy 3, throw 2 away, and check the inside of the box. Just make sure to throw away the plastic shit that is in the box so you can get to the central point of this "awesome-angry-'plastic-snowman'-bitchslap."