Monday, October 31, 2005

INTERNATIONAL GREETING

I have a reader from Amman Jordan and I thought it would only be fair for me to greet her since she comes a long way to read... I would also like to say "Marhaba" which I believe is a common way to say hello to someone in Jordan.
And I hope you enjoy your orange juice while reading my blog.

WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE

Heather and I went to a nice restaurant today and had a pretty filling Tex-Mex meal...We had an appetizer that had four different kinds of dip for our chips...It was awesome! I told Heather at the end of our meal that I think I need to go on a diet and she agreed.
So here is my challenge to myself...I'm going to see how much weight I can lose...Can I be "The Big Loser"?
I currently weigh 189 lbs and would like to lose around 30 lbs. The ideal weight for a 5'6" man of my build is between 139 and 151 lbs. Check this Chart for where you should be.
Here is a list of the things I am immediately going to change
Right now I drink about 6 Pepsis a day: OUT!
I smoke a few cigars: NO MORE!
I eat whatever suits me: DONE!


I don't exercise: IN THE PAST!
We'll see how much I can lose...

Sunday, October 30, 2005

HOOTER VISITS MANCHESTER

So Hooter came to Manchester on his return trip from Boston and stopped to see Heather and My fantastic digs...We got to meet Gitu, she's originally from Singapore and has discovered that Plattsburgh hasn't a single escalator in the entire city limits.
Over pizza we enjoyed our discussion about such things as the Hindu Festival of Lights, Diwali, which falls on November 1st this year..."Happy Deepavali Gitu!" and a new idea for a blog that Hooter and I are working on that will debut soon...Heather said she barely could handle me with one blog...Hooter and I screamed for no reason...Gitu reconsidered saying she was glad to meet us...

Saturday, October 29, 2005

CONTEST #1

On the Special occasion that this is my 100th post I've been thinking extra hard and came up with a quiz for you to take to see who is the best at internet research:

Click on this link and answer the question to win a free "Dusty's Thinking" sticker...

DUSTY'S ESCAPE Part #4


So why did Dusty escape the watchful eyes of Hooter's accomplice, Roscoe?
Cause Roscoe is a two-bit drunk and had been itchin' for some liquid sustenance for days while he was holed up in Southie...
So Hooter decides he's gonna appease Roscoe and goes to the ONLY place to go for liquor in NH... The State Liquor Store at the rest stop on I-93
Hooter spent a long time selecting the best spirits to raise Roscoe's spirits.
And needless to say after he found out Dusty had escaped they really needed spirits being lifted...
DUSTY'S BACK with a new phone!!!

DUSTY'S ESCAPE Part #3

Looks like Dusty is still trying to communicate...He had a little run-in with the creature in this cage but it looks like he's still on the move...Let's hope he got some shoes.

In the meantime take this advice and heed it....You need to check out the Cheap Trick Greatest Hits...it's the grooviest...and if you want Funk you can take one from the master himself George Clinton...

I prefer Give up the Funk.

My voice has been heard...

DUSTY'S ESCAPE Part #2

This is an image we recieved from Dusty's phone...a few minutes ago.

DUSTY'S ESCAPE Part #1

Dusty has now escaped captivity and is trying to make his way back to the internet...
Last seen with no shirt...no shoes...trying to get service.

Friday, October 28, 2005

DUSTY'S WHEREABOUTS

After careful concideration I have decided it is time to share a little secret about where Dusty has been these past few days...People have been asking and I shall grant you what you plea for...
Dusty has been in a closet in a rundown apartment
in Southie...He has been having a family reunion of sorts with his long lost twin Roscoe Wood...who happens to be a fugitive for some misunderstanding about a gun he "never saw"
Roscoe says they are getting along splendidly.HAHAHAHA!

HOOTER AND SCOOTER



Which one of these guys has a job? Hint...not the guy in a suit!

Now...if only there was a way for me to become Dick Cheney's Chief of Staff. Ahhh...the fun I would have!

CHECK THESE OUT--


Greetings humanoids!

Your god is back to tell you what the dilly o is!

See these...now go forth to watch and listen. If you do one thing today, make a trip to the store to get My Morning Jacket's new album "Z". You will believe that music can be good and not recycled crap featuring the latest blond bimbo or talentless poet wearing too much gold.

And if you haven't already, buy the BUMPER STICKER! It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Now...if only I could figure out what to be for Halloween.
If I had a scary car from the 80s, a two liter of pepsi, and a camera phone I could be Dusty.

But why would anyone want to do that?

Till next time...you stay COOL LIKE DAT!

Later party people!

NEW MERCHANDISE

In honor of Dusty's equipment meltdown...there's a new bumper sticker on the loose at the shop...Pick yours up today and let Chainsaw tell you what he thinks of your ride.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

SEE THESE MOVIES NOW!




See these movies as soon as you can.

You don't have to pay 8 bucks to sit in a dark room filled with screaming teens and bad ring tones going off every two seconds. Stop by your local video store and get these gems. And yes...ICE CUBE RULES as an action star. Think I'm crazy...of course I am. Or maybe this is a hidden gem? It's a 50/50 gamble. I encourage to take a risk.

Till next time...this is your fearless leader signing off.